bryanBryan was born in Germany during the second world war.  Nazi experiments pumped him full of toxins in order to create what they hoped would be a super soldier.  When the US finally defeated the Hun, they recovered Bryan’s pod and brought it back for more investigation.  When he finally emerged in September of 2012 they found that far from a super warrior, what the Germans had created was a comedic actor with a killer sense of humor and magnificent facial hair.

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